No Guild Housing for Me, I Guess

Housing has arrived in modern WoW, something Blizzard Watch referred to as "the biggest week for Warcraft since 2004". My feeds are filled with screenshots of some admittedly pretty creative houses. Yet strangely... I feel nothing. Except maybe some slight jealousy that people are so clearly excited for something that simply seems to do nothing for me.

The thing that had me the most intrigued about WoW's version of housing was the promise of guild neighbourhoods and endeavours, as the things I read about those things reignited fond memories of tending to our guild stronghold in Neverwinter for me. That not all of these features are part of the early access is fair enough, but unfortunately I also learned that a guild neighbourhood will require ten continuously active players to be maintained, or else it will be closed down.

It's not entirely clear to me how "active" will be defined in this context, as Blizzard has understandably been cagey about restrictions that could generate any negative press, but it's clear that it won't work like creating a guild, where you just need ten people to sign the charter at the beginning and then everyone but one person can leave and the guild still remains.

Our little guild only has seven active members right now, and while we could probably coax a few friends of friends into moving an alt over to make up the numbers, I wouldn't trust those players to remain whatever definition of "active" is required, and opening a guild neighbourhood just to have it get shut down the moment that tenth player stops playing would just be too depressing. I understand that for logistical reasons there probably had to be some limitations to avoid spinning up too many empty neighbourhoods, but I don't have to like this particular implementation.

So that immediately dampened my enthusiasm, but then everything else about the new housing system also left me weirdly cold. I did the tutorial, bought my first house in a random public neighbourhood, spent a few thousand gold on vendor decos, placed a few of them, and then logged out.

I actually went back to my first post about SWTOR's housing to see whether I felt similarly aimless and confused back when that came out over a decade ago but no, I was actually significantly more excited back then, so I'm not sure what it is about WoW's housing that just seems to miss the mark for me right now. I knew I was never a huge housing enthusiast, but based on how I feel about it in SWTOR, I expected it to speak to me in some way?

The best guess I can hazard is that for me, housing is less about building and decorating and more about a sense of place. Re-reading the above blog post about SWTOR, I had to chuckle at this little tidbit that I'd completely forgotten about: "I did unlock all the rooms on Coruscant though, and promptly felt the urge to throw myself off the balcony just to see if it was possible or if I'd get stopped by invisible walls. (The answer is, I died.) Since it was advertised in the description as offering freedom from safety restrictions, I just had to know!"

I've seen people enthusiastic about the way things work in WoW make comparisons to the Sims, and as someone who went through her own Sims phase about twenty years ago now, building and setting up a house was always my least favourite part of that experience. I just wanted my Sims to have a comfortable space to have their adventures in.

WoW's housing feels like it's purely optimised for builders, with very little sense of immersion and worldliness. Every house is a Tardis whose inside bears zero resemblance to its outside. And while the "neighbourhood" is a space, I was shocked to find that it's a space in limbo. What I mean by that is that I knew it was going to be instanced, but I thought it was going to be instanced the way something like Warsong Gulch is instanced - which still has a marked location on the map, and the instance just allows us to have a little more space on the inside of the instance than there should strictly be available on the world map.

From all the screenshots I'd seen of Founder's Point, the Alliance neighbourhood, I was convinced that it would have a similar sort of entrance somewhere around where Westfall, Duskwood and Elwynn Forest meet, so that people could pretend to have a house somewhere on the edge of either of those zones. But no, Founder's Point is just an island in the middle of nowhere, like Exile's Reach, devoid of any real connection to the rest of the map and only accessible by portal. I hate that, even if I'm fairly sure that it's the kind of thing that won't even register with most players. I thought I was going to be able to plop down a house at the edge of Elwynn Forest. I don't care about living on some random island.

I also thought that we were going to get a second hearthstone, one for an inn as before and one for our new home. Instead there's just a "teleport to plot" button in the housing window. It's convenient, but nobody cares about how any of this is supposed to fit in with the rest of the world.

Lumber, the new crafting reagent to make housing decos, is also weird. I feel like woodcutting should really have been a profession, even if it was a secondary one. Instead you have to buy an axe from one specific vendor, and then this item works as a tracker for lumber while in your bag, independent of the normal tracking UI. Also, all the wood you gather is warbound, so you can't even trade any of it. Why is regular old lumber of all things bound to me? It's just weird.

Finally, maybe the complete lack of utility of housing right now is another thing that's putting me off. SWTOR's strongholds were initially required to access the legacy cargo hold, though I'm not sure whether that's still a requirement now that there are some of those on the fleet as well. Again, I get that the Blizzard devs wanted to avoid another WoD situation where everyone just sits in their garrison all day, but I'd say it's possible that they've perhaps been a bit too aggressive in their efforts to avoid giving housing any utility whatsoever. Would being able to have a mailbox at your door hurt anyone for example?

I'm not writing the whole feature off entirely at this point - it's very possible that I'll loot a decoration one day that'll make me want to go back to my house to proudly place it on my wall, or maybe I'll suddenly discover enthusiasm for crafting decorations, but right now it just feels like a lot of... stuff with zero appeal to me, which is strange - and a bit sad to be honest, as I'd love to have fun along with everyone else. I know it's easy to say "housing just isn't for everyone" but... it has been for me in some contexts, so the fact that nothing about this particular implementation has clicked for me in this first week has been surprising to me.